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Durex Condoms In Social Media Flop

Batman BadgeMy friend Eileen Brown brought a delightful social media #fail to my attention today in her column on ZDNet.

You’d have thought Durex Condoms would always play it safe, but their latest Facebook marketing campaign has turned into a bit of a flop thanks to a remarkable lack of planning (or should that be foreplay?)

SOS Condoms App for iOSThe trouble begins with a curious “insight” that some couples don’t think to buy condoms in advance, but they are foresighted enough to install an app from iTunes allowing them to request an emergency delivery as long as they have previously ensured they will only be in coitus in a city where the service exists.

Of course, there’s no way Reckitt Benckiser could promise rapid deliveries of “SOS Condoms” to every corner of the world, so they ran a vote on a microsite, promoted via Facebook, inviting would-be consumers to choose the city where they would like the emergency service to next be available.

In the true spirit of the empowered consumer, voters were left to their own devices to pick any place in the world rather than having to select from a shortlist of pre-qualified cities. Quite naturally, this resulted in some online jokers looking for ways to spice up the outcome. And, you guessed it, the most requested location for SOS Condom deliveries was Batman, a city in Turkey.

Batman Road signWell done Batman! You amassed more votes than Paris, London and New York combined, and your residents can now look forward to breathlessly opening the door to fresh supplies less than one hour after ordering. Whether the service is now off the ground is unclear but we can only hope that uptake is strong from Turkey’s luckiest amorous couples.

Durex has conceded that its campaign was hijacked and has closed the voting, possibly prematurely. I’m sure its intentions were good (or should that be bona fide?), but this is a timely reminder to all marketers to carefully think through the implications of allowing full crowd ownership over the outcomes of marketing campaigns. Surrendering control to the social web is sometimes a smart tactic, but without sufficient attention to detail and crisis planning your next activity might not be heading for a happy ending.

3 Simple Steps to Creating Daily Content Gold

Buried-Content-IdeasWe’ve all been there; it’s every community manager’s nightmare. Staring at that blank screen, racking your brain for fresh ideas about what to post to your social networks today.

When writer’s block strikes sometimes the best thing to do is to walk away and formulate a new plan on how to avoid an idea logjam in future.

But there’s good news at hand. Here’s my super-simple, no-nonsense approach that could make a huge difference to your daily content marketing results:

1. PLAN IT
Set aside 15 minutes at the end of each working day to think about tomorrow’s content plan. Create some quiet space where you can reflect on your goals, what seems to be working for you, and explore content areas you’ve not yet developed.
Your goal is to come up with just one new idea that you can put into action tomorrow.
Remember, you have just 15 distraction-free minutes to do this. You don’t need to develop the idea; just jot down your thoughts, maybe draft a blog title or note down a few sites you’d like to research to refine your idea.

2. FORGET IT
Store your idea notes somewhere safe. I leave my written notes under my closed laptop lid so I find them when I next turn it on. Now, go and do something completely different, like living your real life, having fun with friends or enjoying your favourite sport.
This stage is all-important. It allows the most powerful parts of your brain to start working their magic.
If your ‘Plan It’ stage was sufficiently focussed and intense, your brain will subconsciously begin processing your idea, making new connections and developing it for when your rational, logical thinking brain needs to step back in.
Sleep well, tomorrow’s going to be a great day!

3. CREATE IT
The next morning you already know what your first job is going to be. Set aside the first working hour of your day, when your body is fresh and your brain at its most alert, to bring your content idea to life.
Your aim is to have published some original content, either live or scheduled to go out later, before the hour is up.
This may require you to create another distraction-free space so you can focus on producing the best content you can. If it takes less than an hour, great! But if it’s going to take longer, your idea was either too ambitious or you’ve not knuckled down properly to the task.
When you’ve published your original content your day can now begin, safe in the knowledge that writer’s block cannot strike.

Now do it!

Try this simple approach for a couple of weeks. You have to be disciplined and strict with yourself; reading emails or tidying your desk do not count as focussed content creation time!

After a fortnight, you decide if this is working for you or not. But give it at least two weeks. It takes both time and practice to instil new habits and adjust to working at highly productive levels.

And please let me know how you get on. Has your content creation benefitted from this working pattern or do you think you have a better approach?

How to raise $500k for a start-up

I like Buffer. It’s a great tool for posting staggered updates to social media channels and, as of last week, you can even schedule retweets now too.

I also like their great customer service.

But what I like most of all is their openness and generosity; two key ingredients for start-up success on the social web.

It’s these attributes that led Buffer to sharing the pitch deck they used to secure a $500,000 investment into their start-up, as well as the thinking process behind the slides.

We can learn a lot from the simplicity of Buffer’s pitch, as well as their use of compelling ratios and tangible proof of the traction their business was gaining.

Read the full story at OnStartups.com or flick through the slides below:

Lessons From A Stiff Door

Bistro-Door

This is the entrance door to a bistro.

What’s the easiest option for the bistro owner: fix the door so customers cam come in easily or put up a sign telling them how they should use it?

I know which option customers would choose. And we all know which option the bistro owner should avoid.

Silly mistakes like this are common in business.

Does your business serve your customers or do you mistakenly demand that they serve you?

How to Escape The Events Management Cycle of Despair

I’ve written previously about the importance of carefully selecting which business conferences to attend and – more importantly – which to avoid. With an ever-tightening squeeze on marketing budgets and mounting pressure to “do more with less”, some event management companies face tough trading months ahead.

But not every player in the conference business needs to worry. Those companies who have invested wisely in great content and sought to give their delegates a great experience before, during and after every event should have nothing to fear.

The event management cycle of despairThe guys who should be worried are those event management businesses who routinely and deliberately fail to create great experiences for their delegates. Many of these organisations find themselves in what I fondly call the “event management cycle of despair” (right) where each poorly delivered conference leads to a subsequent more depressed event, where any scope for investment in great content is gone. These conferences and seminars are typified by an excessive reliance on sponsor companies, often hawking their wares from exhibition stands and being given speakers slots and a voice in panel discussions.

For the event delegates, this is almost tolerable if entry to the event is free and they came along hoping only to gather information from vendors. But if a delegate has paid for a ticket to the event or incurred significant cost and inconvenience to be there, it’s only fair that they should be rewarded with access to non-commercial, supplier-agnostic expertise, not sold at relentlessly like a captive blank cheque.

Why do I care about this? As a professional speaker (amongst other things) I’m often asked if I can speak at an event. And so begins a well-worn process where my agent or office explain what my speaker fees will be and why. I charge fees not because I’m greedy or unreasonable but to pay the bills, grow the company and feed my family. And I ensure that every penny of that investment goes into making sure the support I give to the event is as great as I can possibly make it. You shouldn’t expect anything less from a professional speaker.

Every once in a while I give a talk for free, often for groups or causes that I consider would really value my help. My internet safety talks to parents at UK schools are an example of this, but I can only afford to give away a small amount of my time like this so have to be highly selective.

What’s the solution for event companies spinning in the cycle of despair? Invest in content and great experiences for your delegates. There are lots of great speakers who are ready to share their expertise with your delegates but you only get what you pay for, as should the delegates who come to your events. Even if some events won’t turn an immediate profit, the inclusion of great quality speakers who understand that content is king is a smart way to escape the cycle of despair and start building a loyal base or repeat customers.

And if you’re a delegate wondering which conferences or training programmes to sign up to this year, think very carefully about how to invest your time. Look for independent, experienced speakers and events that seem tailored to support your organisation’s and your personal development goals. If in doubt, drop me a note and I’ll let you know what I think.

Free video webinar: B2B Buyer Engagement Through New Technology

BrightTALK WebinarYesterday I joined B2B Marketing’s Joel Harrison and co-founder of BrightTALK, Charlie Blackburn, in their London studio to talk about the challenge of securing buyer engagement through new technology channels.

If you missed the live broadcast, the webinar recording is now available to view at:

http://www.brighttalk.com/webcast/1166/62437

I’d love to hear your feedback. And yes, I really do need a haircut.

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